Take me back
…I was calm on the outside but thinking all the time.
A Clockwork Orange, Dir. Stanley Kubrick (via wordsnquotes)
I want this on a shirt
me: *takes bong rip*
wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry.
Extra credit: Tell them to “calm down.”